Do fish have fingers?
Ana, 21, UK
This blog is Multifandom and regularly random.
TV: Suits, Longmire, Warehouse 13, Defiance, Farscape, SG1, Doctor Who...
In Love with Lie to Me* always and forever.
a character you used to hate but don’t anymore → louis litt
stays in denial about it forever i guess
She’s tore up plenty, but she’ll fly true.
(Source: booshmanic, via bethanyactually)
Sentence Starters - 'Farscape' Crack Edition! AKA the 'Yes This is a Real Show' Edition
- "Welcome to the Federation Starship S.S. Buttcrack!"
- "Honey! The butler's dead!"
- "No one has margaritas with pizza."
- "Cross my heart, slap me dead, stick a lobster on my head."
- "I can wear a Freudian slip."
- "You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney.... If you cannot afford one, tough noogies!"
- "It's PUKE?!"
- "At least he's out of your nose hair."
- "I can't believe I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator."
- "She gives me a woody."
- "Where's my damn ice cream?!"
- "It's beer o'clock. Now where the hell is my riot?"
- "Do NOT make me tongue you!"
- "Okay, welcome to the butthole of the universe."
- "Great. We've gone from 'Die Hard' to 'Honey, I Shrunk the Hostages.'"
- "Shoot the damn gun, you blue-assed bitch!"
- "You were in my shoes, I was in your pants."
- "I hate when villains quote Shakespeare!"
- "I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys. What does it look like I'm doing?!"
- "I'M YOUR DADDY."
- "It's called... cop-porn."
- *with pronounced lisp* "Tho... can I help you find thomeplace to sheath that thword?"
- "My side! Your side! My side! Your side!"
- "Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?"
- "Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!"
- "My coma was more entertaining."
- "On my planet, we don't marry people we don't love. Unless they're critically ill billionaires."
- "One Mippippi, two Mippippi..."
- "How animal-centric of you."
- "Again with the Cookie Monster."
- "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."
- "He claims to be a human from a planet called Erp."
- "You fart helium!?"
- "Close encounters, my ass!"
- don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
- i do not care what the trigger is
- i will tag it for you
- you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
- and i am not one to question those reasons
- so just send me an ask
- anonymous if you’re scared
- and i will tag it all the time in future
- your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least